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Do you have a special bowl to cut your hair shape with?


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… Negative.

*Logical thing*

- Anonymous

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That was hilarious and you know it u lil shit

- Anonymous

If humans truly believe that jokes like that are humorous, I have completely underestimated their stupidity.

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((I don’t know why I find this so funny))

Hey Spock. How do you organize a space party?....You planet

- Anonymous

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I knew human jokes were horrible, but this elevates it to the next level.

Who got the better booty, kirk or you??

- Anonymous

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I do, obviously.

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